3,000 Years Pregnant, And That's Not Even The Weird Part

After 3,000 years of hermit life, ancient dark elf Lyria discovers smartphones and social media. What starts as casual curiosity quickly spirals into viral content chaos when her immortal perspective and zero filter make her the internet's most confused pregnancy influencer.

Follow Lyria's chaotic journey as she discovers that modern technology brings challenges she never anticipated—and that sometimes ancient wisdom clashes spectacularly with hashtag culture.

A comedy about finding your place in a world that moved on without you—and accidentally becoming famous in the process.